Thursday, 12 July 2012

Second Hand News: Fleetwood Mac Reunion Tour 2k13

My breakfast reading this morning was met with some dangerously over active bowl movement. " Fleetwood Mac set for reunion tour in 2013" - Best Fit News.  "Stevie Nicks confirms Fleetwood Mac Reunion" - Undercover FM. Reading such wonderful news has resulted in me spending the entirety of my morning on a toilet. If you could measure happiness by the sheer weight of excrement I have produced you would discover that I am a very happy girl. But so many questions are running around my head. Who will be returning? What will they be singing? Any new material? What will Nicksy bitch wear? What will I wear? Hippy chic? Traditional Sikh? So many worries for a girl. Let's just hope these ain't some viscous Rumours.