So this years Radio 1's sounds of 2013 is as about as obvious as Kerry Katona's cocaine addiction. And so I offer you Red Light Fever's Anti Radio 1 Sounds of 2013 as an appropriate alternative...
SOLANGE
Perhaps the most overdue success story in music history. After two attempts already at breaking the industry(2003's Solo Star and 2008's Sol-Angel)2013 will finally be the year Solange leaves her skid marks all over the world.I guess it would be pretty shit to have Beyonce as your older sister, but fuck B, because Solange has got her man Dev Hynes (Blood Orange) producing this shit. Preach!
FIDLAR
With a sound filthier than Katie Prices bed sheets and an image more rancid than Tara Palmer Tomkinsons unbrushed teeth after heavy weekend, I give you FIDLAR.
FLUME
So the story goes that sweet 21 year old Harely Streten from Australia knocked 1 Direction from the Australian download top spot, shitting all over the brainwashed minds of girls who can count the amount of pubic hair they have on one hand. How this hasn't sent aural shockwaves world wide I don't know, but what I do know is that when this can of Flume gets popping, there will be no stopping. Australasia's alternative to James Blake dare I say...
SYRON
Grimes meets Miley Cyrus = 19 year old Daisy 'Syron' Russell. Enough said!
MØ
So first there was Mo Molan,then came Big Mo closely followed by Little Mo and now I grace you with MØ (Karen Marie Ørsted). Denmark sure has had its fair share of embarrassments with the likes of Alphabeat and Aqua representing the countries musical abilities, but alas they have something to be exceptionally proud of. The Guardian have touted MØ as the Scandinavian Grimes with a voice reminiscent of Lana Del Rey. Yet comparisons are void here. MØ is a babe in her own rights!
Big things await...